T-shirt idea...any chance to make this happen?

[c3le]

I had this great idea for a t-shirt...



ON THE FRONT:

(picture of the Vice)

Don't shoot me, I'm the deputy sheriff!
(same in Italian)

ON THE BACK:

(picture of the renegade)

Just kidding.
(same in Italian)

Of course, the Italian text comes first. As for the pictures, only the symbol (star/face) is shown, not the goal.

How would it go in Italian, can someone translate those texts?

[Suzy Lafayette]

[color=blue:e19f32ff39]In italian:[/color:e19f32ff39]

Idea per una nuova t-shirt:

[b:e19f32ff39]DAVANTI:[/b:e19f32ff39]

(immagine del Vice)
"Non mi sparare, sono il Vice!"

[b:e19f32ff39]DIETRO:[/b:e19f32ff39]

(immagine del Rinnegato)
"Sorpresa!"

[color=blue:e19f32ff39]Did you mean that?[/color:e19f32ff39]

[c3le]

Well, yes and not quite.

The idea is that in the front it would...ach, I have to draw a picture later on to show what I was really after. But thanks for the translations.